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Ode to Josh [Sep. 17th, 2004|02:04 am]

There once was a fairy named Josh
Who thought that he looked oh so posh
He was sadly mistaken
Fashion victim in the makin'
Cause he still dressed in Osh Kosh B'Gosh!


There once was a ska kid named Josh
In the pit he loved to skank and to mosh
He rocked out at the shows
And got kicked in the nose
And oh how the blood, it did slosh.


There once was a loser named Josh
Whose self he liked never to wash
His hair was real greasy
He smelled just like feces
And passersby said "Oh My Gosh!"

Hadley is a Big Fat Ugly Whore

There once was a lass named Hadley
Who scored on her math tests quite badly
She thought it a gimmick
To jot down some limericks
When she ought have took notes, so sad. Lee.

In case you didn't figure it out, the first three are by me, and the last one is by Josh.  The End.